Monday, May 26, 2014

gobbledygook

I have two more weeks until summer break and man alive, it cannot come soon enough.  Mentally, I am on summer break, but physically, I am showing up at a place by 7:30 every morning.  What is up with that?!  It is one of the most challenging mental feats I have yet encountered.  

You know how kids get yearbooks and then sometimes they want their teachers to sign them?  It’s a drag every year, because it takes time to write out a little blurb and also because I have very few unique blurbs to donate to high school yearbook signing.  This year, I (with inspiration from and consultation with my colleague) came up with a “yearbook sticker” that I will print on a sheet of address labels and adhere to all signature-seekers!  It looks like this:


This could really revolutionize the end of the year for teachers, I tell you.  Is it too much to ask the student to fill it out on her own?
 Summer Plans:
Work related
  • Re-read The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks and create google site for science-specific reading selections, reflection questions/forms for submission.
  • Create interdisciplinary unit/google site on nuclear power and the Fukushima disaster for science/math.
  • Go to Boulder, learn about MAVEN mission, and figure out where the curriculum fits best into quimica.
  • Work on crazy nugget of a project idea for dream fellowship on Jeffersonian architecture.

Life-related
  • Theo therapies/swim/play/love
  • Plan fun parental visit in July
  • House reorg
  • Organize/print pictures
  • Finish that d*mn rainbow blanket
  • Watch every summer blockbuster that is released
  • Read (at minimum!  Must read again!) Requiem for a Nun, Garbology, Henrietta Lacks and The Maze Runner trilogy
  • Nap daily
  • Lunch
  • Eat s’mores (weekly)
  • Front-load family Halloween costume (pac-man (L) and ghosts (N and T))
  • MORE AS SUMMER PROGRESSES!
This crazy profession and its frantic, chaotic and exhaustion-inducing 9 months, followed by totally free 10 weeks, seems pretty cool this time of year.  I cannot imagine a job that is more of a roller coaster--it is completely bonkers that I have done it for 7 years.  Can I do it for 7 more?  I think I can, especially considering that the mere thought of working during the summer months gives me hives and raises my blood pressure.  Come for the idealism and stay for the vacations, I say!
 The receipt is in focus
 Respectfully patting a back.
 He follows Natan around like a baby duck.
 The elusive white one!
 Getting down to their level.
He loves to open and close doors.
We took Theo to see some goats on Saturday and he was really into it—touching one and then moving on to the next.  He is in the stage where he refuses to be held and wants to walk everywhere, very fast (or, in the case of going to the car, very slow and in a dawdling manner).  He’s getting really good at just letting the glasses be on his face, but he’s probably going to have to have surgery for his eye crossing anyway, which causes me great anxiety.  

Here are some pictures of relatively recent things:

We went to this totally bananas corporate party a few months ago, where the company rented out an entire movie theater and all employees and their guests had unlimited dinner food, beer, popcorn, candy and sodas, along with the viewing of a movie of their choice.   (I chose Captain Phillips, most people chose Jobs).  They also had a balloon animal station, face painting and a photo booth (but not a vomitorium, unfortunately).  The kicker is that they do it four times a year (there are two silicon valleys--the one on this blog and that one).  Here is our pic from the photo booth.
  For mother's day, Natan made some chocolate-dipped strawberries.  
We found a geocache with a great view of San Jose.
Finally, we've started him on the New York Review of Books (one is never too young to read some comprehensive reviews of newly published scholarly work).
 

Monday, May 12, 2014

it was all over before it began

This article basically makes me want to take all of my important people and go live on a mountain.  The fate of the west antarctic ice sheet was still being studied and modeled when I was in grad school (a mere 11 years ago), and now there is literally nothing we can do to stop it from going, guaranteeing sea level rise in the coming centuries.  It's been a while since I read a science article that left me feeling utterly gutted and ready to just lie down.  Maybe it's the fact that there is no longer any chance that we can stop it from happening--it's the enormousness of the earth system and how truly powerless we are to undo what we stupidly set into motion.  Maybe it's scary to think that in Theo's lifetime, the world is going to look so very different.  It makes me think of the new Jim Jarmusch movie, "Only Lovers Left Alive", which I saw and enjoyed immensely (but I felt blue for a few hours afterward).  Tilda Swinton's vampire character gives the following reasons for living: to survive things, appreciate nature, nurture relationships and kindess (and dancing).  I think it's a really good summary of life's meaning and really hope there is still nature for Theo to appreciate as he grows up.  I feel bad that he doesn't see enough of it in his life, and wish that we didn't live in the middle of the city, but that is the trajectory of human settlement since industrialization, and it feels nearly impossible to live in a small, idyllic place.

Let the wonder and mystery of the human soul make you feel better this eve.  (Theo and his cousin with the Easter bunny):


Thursday, May 08, 2014

the equivalent of a 4 page paper

Week
This week was a pretty good one—it contained a BOGO burrito day in honor of teacher appreciation week (have you bought target gift cards for your kid’s teachers? Because we have! (nailed it)).  I also booked us a houseboat in Brooklyn on airbnb for our upcoming east coast trip (will it be the best or worst vacation risk we’ve taken? ...only time will tell!).  In less than a month, we will dash off well before the conclusion of our end-of-year responsibilities in order to attend the wedding of one of our dearest friends from college, hang out with my favorite brother and his family, and spend a few days in NYC (the shiny apple).  I’m pretty excited about this trip, as it will afford me the opportunity to see Judy Chicago’s The Dinner Party, do a food tour of the lower east side, and visit the big FAO Schwartz with a genetic descendent (among other things).  Will it be a hot, sticky proto-swamp while we’re there?  The houseboat has air conditioning (#1 requirement for houseboats), so I feel a bit indifferent about this question (and our impending entanglement with a NYC high pressure system).

Work
I’m participating in a work committee that I really dig—it’s all about aligning all content areas through a book that is mandatory at each grade level.  So, for example, you read the Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks and in your history class, you discuss the book in the context of the great migration after slavery, in your religion class you discuss the book through the lens of the moral universe of the medical community and American culture.  In science, you talk about cells, cancer and toxins.  It’s a great model of holistic education and I signed up to go to a Holocaust workshop this summer to learn about the curriculum (Facing History) that inspired this thinking/our school.  I’m really into it because it feels like the interconnectedness of everything (EVERYTHING!) just sprang into focus.  One of the major concepts within this curriculum is the idea of the “we” and the “they” and how it completely saturates our culture.  People with Harvard sweatshirts advertising themselves to everyone they pass, the wearing of uggs, the Prius.  Symbols everywhere that are meant to convey something about your “we-ness”.  It really resonates with me, as a person who has been in we-circles (at least academically) and now works in a profession of theys (at least in silicon valley).  It’s also such a disgusting part of American culture that we first want to know what people “do” and then their education.  We want to establish our baseline we-ness or they-ness before we proceed to listen to them talk for two seconds.  Anyway, the workshop should be fun (future rants forthcoming!).  I also see the we and they that is inherent in how we treat the environment (shipping barges of trash to Mexico, using more resources, on average, than any other earth citizens), which might inspire future work projects?

Summer
The only big summer plan I have is to spend some time in Boulder learning about NASA’s MAVEN mission, and then visiting Moab, UT, where my newly-minted river guide friend will take me on (I assume) some level 1 rapids!  I’m actually really excited about this, the summer of (mostly) being in SJC.  I have reluctantly come around to the notion that there are some years that traveling with a kid is just not in the best interest of anyone involved. This summer the local saltwater baby pool will be frequented, as will the local Sweet Tomatoes and move theater (diaper days are back!).  Theo will be in preschool 3 days/week, which means I will have some personal time/space to finally read and work on those home projects that fall by the wayside during the year (future project blogging forthcoming!).  I’m terribly sad that I am not going to be spending any time in the MS Delta this year.  There are days that I feel about that place like Roy and his mashed potato mountain in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.  I want to be there so bad that I am almost brought to tears.  I think of ideas for crazy culturally-based science education PhD projects (teaching osmosis through koolickles and assessing it's usefulness relative to traditional projects?) that necessitate being there for extended periods of time.  I contemplate whether or not I could leave my family behind (like Roy in the UFO) to be in the thick of the Delta for a sabbatical year (if my school gave sabbaticals, which it does not).  To say it left a lasting impression would be an understatement, I guess.  

Natan will be in Mexico for a month as an NEH scholar, which is incredibly awesome.  Since the funding for the NEH seems to be in constant peril, I think it’s great that he’s going to do one this summer.  I’d envisioned us all down in Mexico, but as the past few months have progressed, it just seems silly to try to take Theo down, without any babysitters, children’s museums or general kid relief.  I have a feeling we’ll be down again when Theo is older, since Oaxaca is sort of Natan’s mashed potato mountain!

Warning: rant imminent 
Infuriating thing: Any mention of and/or interest in “disruptive education”.  Said phrase usually comes from someone who has paid a lot of money for a professional degree, in order to get a high paying job and then (of course) imbued with a renewed sense of expertise and entitlement decides that they would like to apply their business principles (with an accompanying litany of meaningless jargon; i.e. “disruption”) to everybody’s favorite punching bag, the classroom!  I find it irritating when people have ideas (theoretically, of course) about how much “better” education could be if we’d just put a little technology in there!  (MOOCs are BS and anyone who thinks otherwise hasn’t taken one.)  They went to school, after all!  They know what it’s about and how much it sucks!   Never mind that their interests don’t go as deep as actually devoting their time to the field of education (it doesn’t pay enough, you know, and it’s not a flashy job by American cultural norms.  U.S.A. forever!).  Let me tell you, if there is one thing I know about education, it is that people who think school sucks are speaking ignorantly from within a bubble of privilege.  Oh yes, standardized testing sucks and there are things about school that are unfair and disconnected from the real world, but I would wager a lot of that happens in financial institutions as well (that have the privilege to not struggle with a lack of money to do things like buy TP for the bathrooms).  Really, a school’s function is as a community.  It is a place where kids from chaotic lives (and there are so many) find order and predictability.  It is also a place where kids learn how to interact with each other and do that collaborative work that businesses love their employees to feel comfortable with.  It is a place where they are taught about evolution, science and technology when their parents are uneducated.  It is also (at least at my school) the place where the seeds of the future worker they are to become are lain.  Public school, in particular, is the place where kids with learning differences can go when the fancy private schools won’t accept them because they have an IEP.  They are mechanisms of social justice and cannot be “shaken up” and “made better” without a significant investment of capital, unions and the utilization of models that work elsewhere (which, unsurprisingly, usually involve the diversion of money to the poorest kids).  “Disruption” via technology is meaningless business blather (busiblather?).    I guess don’t get me started on this topic?!

Pictures!
OK, lastly, some pictures from spring break (in that precious window of about 24 hours when Theo was on the mend and I was on the way down, but not yet incapacitated).

We took our nephew to the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk (and thanks to The Lost Boys, I will always and forever love this place).  My sister-in-law is over my shoulder.



Theo conducts his business while enjoying some fruit slices (he can eat five clementines per sitting like a true champ).