I just spent a riveting 30 minutes reading a Vanity Fair article titled, "Wills and the Real Girl" about Prince William and Kate Middleton. It's pretty boring, except for the amusing operatic turns of phrase used by the author. This is heavy-hitting journalism! My top three are below:
When describing an African vacation:
During the day William worked on the Craig family’s Lewa Wildlife Conservancy. In the evenings he and Kate would sip cocktails and dine alfresco. The post-graduation holiday had been a blissful fortnight.
(BLISSFUL FORTNIGHT!)
When speculating on a possible wedding in 2012:
By then William will be 30, the age at which he famously said he was likely to marry, but will the Queen want to share her diamond year with a wedding as well as the Olympics?
(WILL SHE, for what is a woman without a diamond jubilee all to herself???)
On Will's love interests
Although Kate had been voted the prettiest girl at St. Salvator’s, Carley’s derrière was voted the best at St. Andrews.
(Thank god they both have at least one redeeming quality.)
Thanks Vanity Fair!
1 comment:
I'm tired of this will-they-or-won't-they. Just get married or don't, already!
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