Monday, November 10, 2014

hot marriage tips

I saw an article today about how ridiculous those advice pieces are on “how to make marriages work", given the variation in person/relationship/culture. The article further points out that we should create our own categories for success. Without further ado, a few of the ingredients in my own personal recipe for a successful marriage:

1. Wife gets to choose brunch dish to split (always)

2. Partner with a willingness to travel alone/or with other people that aren't partner

3. Separate bank accounts

4. Encourages love of space/space movies and pursuit of space learning

5. Must like farts/fart jokes (non-negotiable)

6.  Lover of early bedtime (no later than 9:30)

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